Welcome to WOM: The token nobody asked for, and nobody needs. It’s useless, it’s pointless, and it’s a guaranteed waste of money.
WOM isn’t just a bad idea—it’s the worst idea. Don’t buy it, unless you really enjoy throwing your cash away
Even the logo’s crap—because why waste good design on a bad idea?.
Under no circumstances should you tell your friends about WOM. Misery loves company, but don’t drag them into this mess.
WOM explained in one image. Don’t buy it.
Buy WOM if you enjoy burning cash. That’s it. That’s the pitch.
Reasons Why NOT to Buy WOM
1. It’s Launching on Pump.fun
• The name says it all. Pump.fun is infamous for rug pulls and sketchy projects. If you’re looking for a sign to walk away, this is it.
2. It’s Literally Called Waste of Money
• We didn’t even try to hide it. If you still think this is a good idea, maybe rethink your life choices.
3. No Purpose, No Future, No Regrets (Okay, Maybe a Few)
• WOM exists purely to make fun of bad investments. If you’re here for serious gains, you’re in the wrong place.
4. It’s a Meme Token, and Not Even a Good One
• Let’s face it: we’re not even trying to be the next Dogecoin. WOM is here for laughs, not the moon.
5. We’re Telling You Not to Buy It
• If the creators themselves are warning you, maybe take the hint. Or don’t. It’s your money to waste.
ROADMAP
1: Waste money.
Step 2: Wonder why.
Step 3: Regret everything..
Waste Your Money Here!!
Buy Now, Regret Later
How to Lose Money: Step-by-Step Guide
Step 1: “Find your life savings.”
Step 2: “Decide that WOM is the key to your financial future.”
Step 3: “Buy WOM. Feel the regret immediately.”
Step 4: “Post about it on social media for validation.”!
Regret Reviews
“I bought WOM and now I’m stuck in a Lambo, crying in regret. 10/10 would recommend.”
“WOM ruined my life. Thanks for nothing!”
“I bought WOM for the memes. Do I regret it? Absolutely.”
WOM Facts (Totally Accurate, Totally Useless)
• “WOM: The token that’s probably worth less than your morning coffee — and we’re not even sorry about it.”
• “Millions of WOM tokens are floating around, doing absolutely nothing. The only thing they’re good for is laughs.”
• “Every purchase of WOM helps fund more questionable decisions. We’re not responsible for yours, though.”
• “WOM: Because who doesn’t love owning something that’s only valuable in memes?”
• “If you want to see your money disappear faster than you can say ‘rug pull,’ WOM is your answer.”
Think WOM isn’t useless enough? Prove your dedication by sending your hard-earned tokens to us! We’ll definitely not use them for liquidity purposes—because why would we? Just scan the QR code and watch your contributions disappear into the void of questionable decisions. Thanks for funding the chaos—you’re the real MVP. Or not. 🤷♂️
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